The status of the House of the Holy Titty has been in flux for a while now. Might as well put something useful in its place. This place is in such disrepair that our current Governor refuses to live there. Burn the 7-11 to the ground and put in a glistening clean gas station with a milk shake machine. Every other day, there’s a news report about someone throwing rocks at cars near this general area, which exclusively consists of chain fried chicken fast food restaurants. Naturally, we should blow it up like Alderaan and replace it with an On-Cue.Īlthough it is one of the most visited locations in the area, this 7-11 is one of the most nightmarish places to find yourself in the metro. The Mos Eisley of the OKC coin-operated car wash scene, Star Wash has been a preferred destination for southside junkies, prostitutes and nerf herders for generations. And look at this structure, it’s like a bisected Ferrero Rocher, who needs it? This dumbass building doesn’t even have chicken strips inside. The closest place to fuel up is less than a block away, which is way too far when you’re burning 16 MPG. This is the most obvious spot to put a gas station.
In fact, this got me thinking – What are the other historic OKC buildings deserve to be demolished and replaced with a Walmart Super Center-esque gas stations. Plus, there’s nothing more OKC than bulldozing a creative and inspiring structure so a F-350 super cab can gas up on fossil fuels. There’s already an On-Cue on 63rd & NW Expressway, Blackwelder & NW Expressway, 36th & May, and Hefner & May, so they might as well put one in the center. The property was lasted occupied by Bank of America but when they vacated, the landmark mid-century building was demolished in October 2018. May Avenue and north of Northwest Expressway. The company recently purchased the site that was originally home to Founders Bank on N. Via OKC Talk:Ĭonvenience store giant OnCue Express is continuing its aggressive expansion in Central Oklahoma with the purchase of a high-profile property. Well, we’ve found out what bullshit is replacing this once cool building.
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